Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Natalie Gulbis

Natalie Gulbis






Aerial photos of Niagara Falls

Aerial photos of Niagara Falls








Tuesday, October 02, 2007

How Much Do You Make An Hour?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door.

Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"

Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"

Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"

Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing? " thatman said angrily

Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"

Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"

"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down. Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?".

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"

The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for".

The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.

"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied."Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"

MORAL:
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family. An unwise investment indeed!

Bye, Bye Daddy!!!

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye, Bye Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Bye, Bye Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Bye, Bye Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the door. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

Researching The Frog

Researching The Frog

A prominent scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a frog to jump upon giving it a verbal command "Jump!".

In a first stage of experiment he removed frog leg, told it to jump, and the frog jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook:
"Upon removing one leg all frog organs function properly."

So, he removed the second leg, asked the frog to jump, it obeyed, so he wrote again:
"Upon removing the second leg all frog organs function properly."

Thereafter he removed all the legs but one, the frog jumped when ordered, so he wrote again:
"Upon removing three legs all frog organs function properly."

Then he removed the last leg. Told the frog to jump, and nothing happened. He did not want to take a chance, so he repeated the experiment several times, and the leg less frog never jumped. So he wrote the conclusion:
"Upon removing the last leg the frog loses sense of hearing."

Monday, October 01, 2007

The Father And The Daughter

The Father And The Daughter

The story goes that some time ago a man punished his 5-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became even more upset when the child pasted the gold paper so as to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her father the next morning and said, "This is for you, Daddy." The father was embarrassed by his earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found the box was empty. He spoke to her in a harsh manner, "Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?"

The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Daddy, it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until it was full." The father was crushed. He fell on his knees and put his arms around his little girl, and he begged her to forgive him for his unnecessary anger.

An accident took the life of the child only a short time later and it is told that the father kept that gold box by his bed for all the years of his life. And whenever he was discouraged or faced difficult problems he would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us as human beings have been given a golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and God. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold. Friends are like angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

Some rules regarding girls

Some rules regarding girls:
  1. If you think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that. Believe me that's damm true!!!
  2. The nicer she is, the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
  3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
  4. 95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college.
  5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
  6. If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.
  7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
  8. Theory of relativity: The more you run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from you!
  9. Rule 1:
    Even if you got her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela).

    Corollary to Rule 1:
    The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

    Axiom 1:
    The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
  10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when:
    1. You are dressed badly
    2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
    3. Have a bad hair day
  11. All the good girls are either nuns or married. The rest go around with you and ruin your money, health and leave you a total wreck.
  12. The more seriously you like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.
  13. The love you shower a girl with, is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you. So beware of girls!!! They will mess up ur life!!!

13 Things About You


13 Things About You
  1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way.
  2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
  3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
  4. You mean the world to someone.
  5. Without you, someone may not be living.
  6. You are special and unique, in your own way.
  7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
  8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
  9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
  10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
  11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
  12. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know.
  13. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. If you choose, send this letter to as many people as you care about, you'll brighten up someone's day, and might change their perspective on life, for the better!

MTV Bakra.. !

MTV Bakra.. !

Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"

Santa: "Hidden cameras!"

Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV!' How does he know that?"

Why women are so special?

Why women are so special?

Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, “I’m tired, and it’s getting late. I think I’ll go to bed.”

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day’s lunches.

Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry.

She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding under the chair.

She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse.

Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age-fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails.

Dad called out, “I thought you were going to bed.”

“I’m on my way,” she said.

She put some water into the dog’s dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on.

She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV’s, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework.

In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals.

About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. “I’m going to bed.”

And he did... without another thought.
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