Some interesting facts

Some interesting facts

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• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
• The road to success…….. is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
• If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• ***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
• As soon as you mention something…… if it is good, it is taken…. If it is bad, it happens.
• He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.


• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
li>If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
• Especially for engg. Students----
  If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
• You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
• All BEST buses are crowded.
  Corollary----- BEST buses in opposite direction always go empty.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.>
• Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Friendship . . .

Friendship . . .


. . . is you.
. . . is love.
. . . is shared.
. . . is forgiving.
. . . is understanding.
. . . is shared secrets.
. . . heals many hurts.
. . . is not judgmental.
. . . is shared laughter.
. . . is slow and steady.
. . . can be angry at times.
. . . is dependable and true.
. . . is more precious than silver or gold.
. . . is meant to be savored like fine wine.
. . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect.
. . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection.
. . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow.
. . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day.
. . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times.
. . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden.
. . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds.
. . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there.
. . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding.

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