Height of heights?

• What is height of Fashion?
  Dhoti with a zip



• What is height of Secrecy?
  Offering blank visiting cards.



• What is height of Active laziness?
  Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.



• What is height of Laziness?
  Adopting a child.



• What is height of Craziness?
  Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.



• What is height of Forgetfulness?
  Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.



• What is height of Stupidity?
  A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.



• What is height of Honesty?
  A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.



• What is height of Suicide?
  A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.



• What is height of De-hydration?
  A cow giving milk powder

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