Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Chocolate vs. Sex

Why chocolate is better than sex?

Here are a few reasons. I am sure you could think of some more.
  • You can have chocolate in front of your parents
  • No one starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with
  • People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names
  • Chocolate is not too expensive if you pay for it
  • Chocolate is just as attractive when you are sober
  • A big piece lasts longer, but a small one is just as satisfying
  • You can have chocolate in your office without upsetting your co workers
  • It's easy to get chocolate
  • Chocolate is as satisfying even when it's soft
  • A guy can have chocolate with nuts without being called gay

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