Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Newborn

Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside, and said: "I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong? the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

Oh my Goodness, that's wonderful! The woman exclaimed. You mean it has a penis and a brain? That doesn't happen often!"

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