Condom promotions

Here are a few condom promotions.

• Don't be silly, protect your willy
• Don't b a loner, cover your boner
• You cant go wrong, if you shield your dong
• If you are not going to sack it, go home and whack it
• Cover your stump before you hump
• If you think she spunky, cover your monkey
• If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
• She wont get sick, if you wrap your dick
• If you go into heat, package your meat
• Especially in December, gift wrap your meat
• The right selection will protect an erection
• Sex is cleaner with a packed weiner
• Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake