Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but one day the teacher asked her a question "Mary, who created the universe?" Mary never moved from her deep sleep, so David, a little boy who sits behind her in class took his pen and poked her with it and Mary jumped up and yelled "God almighty" and the teacher told her it was correct.
A little while later the teacher asked her another question "Mary, who is our lord and savior?" again Mary never answered so David poked her with his pen again and Mary jumps up and yells "Sweet Jesus!!" The teacher told her it was correct, so Mary went back to sleep.
The teacher then asked her a third question, "Mary, what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?"
So one last time David pokes Mary with his pen 1 last time, but this time Mary jumps up and yells "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'm gonna break it in half!!"
Then the teacher faints.
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