The Priest has a pet Parrot in the Church. He has a very smart Parrot. The Parrot not only has learned how to interperate different phrases and actions, but also has learned how to respond to them. The Priest tells the Parrot "Go out and find new words." So then, the Parrot starts its journey...
The Parrot goes to a park and sits on a tree branch. Then the Parrot sees a man spread his arms wide and say:
"Ahhh, feel the fucking breeze."
The Parrot has learned new words.
Then, the Parrot moves on to a construction site and sees a worker drop a brick from the third level and almost hit another man below. The man on the ground level looks up at the clumsy worker and yells:
"Hey, you almost hit me with that fucking thing !!!"
The Parrot learned new words.
A few blocks away from the construction site, the Parrot finds itself in a residential area and notices a bright red truck. The Parrot sees two firefighters and an old woman crying for her cat stuck in a tree. The Parrot hears one firefighter say:
"How are we gonna get the cat down from the tree ?"
The other firefighter responds:
"Use the fucking ladder !!!"
The Parrot learned new words and decides his journey is over, so the Parrot goes back to the Priest to impress him...
[Knock, Knock, Knock]
The Priest opens the door.
The Parrot spreads its wings.
Parrot: "Ah, feel the fucking breeze."
The Priest, shocked, swings his Bible at the Parrot.
Parrot: "Hey, you almost hit me with that fucking thing !!!"
The Priest calms down and takes a deep breath.
Priest: "How are you going to get to heaven with all that foul language ?"
Parrot: "Use the fucking ladder !!!"
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