A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex or over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose".
The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room".
Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said " OK, now craw reeery, reery fass back to me".
As she di, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your problem very bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worst case I ever. Dat why you not haf sex or dates".
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?"
Dr. Chang sighed deepy and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass".
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